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samedi 22 décembre
Double plus mal
Le Père-Noël est une figure totalitaire:
"Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake! "
Le Père-Noël c'est l'oeil de Dieu qui regarde Caïn, le Panopticon de Bentham, c'est Big brother. Attention...le Père Noël vous regarde, Santa is watching you.
Commentaire par Raphael @ 21:00
Commentaires
Tu as déjà remarqué que Santa, c'est un anagramme de Satan?
Commentaire par: HelL le 26 décembre
Faut regarder Futurama pour voir ce que Santa est devenu à l'an 3000: c'est un robot, avec un shotgun, qui trucide les vilains sur sa liste. Et la chanson "Santa Clause is coming to town" devient "Santa Clause is gunning you down".
"When he goes on a rampage on Earth, he's been known to use Xmas gimmicks to hurt or kill people, such as launching a bike at a young girl (from his unseen "bicycle gun"), and killing a grandfather by choking him to death with a chestnut. He even made the cheap pun "Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!" He can't be destroyed by use of a logical paradox, unlike most robots, because he was built with "paradox absorbing crumple zones"; though paradoxes do cause his head to explode, another simply pops up from his chest."
Commentaire par: Anne-Marie le 31 décembre