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« I’m going to have to call this thing for the Democrats.
People have spoken and, apparently, they’re tired of freedom. Don’t get me wrong , I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed, I was thinking that this country would last longer than 230 years. That’s it folk, America’s over. At this point we might just give it back to the goddamn Indians. Let’s see how they deal with foreign enemies bent on their destruction.
Here’s your cake Terrorists, enjoy !
Mmmmmmmmmh, taste like surrender ! (…)
And you know what ? we should just throw a burka over Meg while we’re at it. You know what really gets to me ? Democrats didn’t even win this thing, Republicans lost it. They ran away from the President. “Hey the ship is sinking, let’s drown the Captain !”
We were this close of Jesus coming back !
And you, republicans, that turned your back on the President, are going to wandered in the desert for two years, litteraly ! Someone’s going to have to replace those troups in Irak.
And don’t think you’re off the hook Voters ! You’re the ones who made this bed. Now you’re gonna have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it.
Tomorrow, you’re all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world with a Constitution that gets trempled by an army of Terrorists clones created by steam cells research labs runned by homosexuals doctors who sterilized their instruments over burning American flags ! where tax and spends Democrats will use your hard earned money to buy electric cars for national public radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh 1 And everybody’s high ! WOOHOO
You know what ? I had it ! You people don’t deserve a Republican majority. Screw this !
I QUIT ! »
Stephen Colbert
7 novembre 2006
Commentaire par Raphael @ 10:01
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